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A Short History of Super Heroes

by DominicGee @ 2008-06-30 - 14:16:00

Everyone can see that there has been a great revival in the super-hero genre movie that has been going on for a few years.  Part of that same revival is also a revival in the simply fantastic, otherworldly films such as Narnia, Cloverfield and The Happening.The super-hero genre I think is a very interesting genre, not just because it is based around some of the comics I used to read as a child (and adult) but because they are never just stand-alone stories about muscle-men and villains.  From their very inception Super-Heroes have reflected how we as a society and especially America view ourselves.  There is a close parallel between the super-heroes of the day (how they act, think and look), the enemies they encounter and the foreign policy of our nations.  For this argument, I am focussing solely on the US/UK comic market, where our idea of a ‘superhero’ has been most prolifically developed. It is no coincidence then that the superhero genre first really took off during World War II, where heroic stories of bravery, valour and camaraderie were effectively used as propaganda against the Nazis.  Every week, young boys would pore over pages telling of the weakness of Nazism and the righteousness of the Allies.  Captain America, the leader of the fight and most obviously partisan of the heroes was a genetically engineered super-soldier, created in secret by the US government to enable them to spread and protect the ideas of freedom and democracy all over the world.  The very idea seems abominable to us now.
 capt am hitler 

DC Comics meanwhile took the opportunity of the war to catch up with Marvel’s success in the comics business and created and developed a whole host of characters that lead to the creation of the Justice League of America.  The name is not entirely accurate however.  Just like we see today, the JLA did not just protect ‘justice’ in America, but were essentially protectors of the whole planet, taking on extra-terrestrials, fighting the war in Europe and the Pacific and lending an unseen hand to the war-effort.  This was of course how America saw itself at the time – fighting and protecting the world against oppression, then after the war healing its wounds with the creation of the UN and the Marshall Plan.
Superman was unflinchingly right, upstanding and always fought for “Truth, Justice and the American Way” a statement so bold that it is hard to believe that it was serious back then.  The statement nowadays would only ever be used whilst dripping with irony. The unchallenged righteousness of the American superheroes was gradually eroded during the Cold War as people came to question the methods and indeed the very ideals that the Nato countries were representing.  The superheroes began to become questioning and have self-doubt.  They encountered unpopularity for the first time and had to think a lot more about their actions.  I cannot give an examples for all of them, but here are a few. Batman:  this character, unique in his lack of super abilities but possessing of a superior intellect, physical prowess and determination.  During WW2 he is another all-American hero.  As the Cold War develops he becomes more brooding, more angry, cares less for the civil liberties of his enemies and is driven underground somewhat by his methods.  Numerous times his place in the JLA is questioned as his methods do not suit the American ideals.  Here’s a couple of covers to illustrate the decent of the ‘Dark Knight’:

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Superman follows a similar story.  Does anyone remember when Superman had long hair?  In a short period of the late 80s or 90s, Superman was relaunched by DC as a more dark character, with long hair, sleek, sharp, bulging muscles (rather than the friendly largeness he used to have) and an heir of a vigilante about him. In Frank Miller’s epic graphic novel ‘The Dark Knight Returns’ (1986) we see a perfect juxtaposition of American foreign policy and the contradiction with the ‘American Way’.  In this graphic novel, Batman is at his darkest.  He is violent, pissed off, renegade and psychotically obsessed with criminal justice.  He acts alone, going against all advice and popular (media) opinion.  He is brutal and is called ‘fascist’ by members of the media.  He has no regard for the rights of the criminals believing that his means are justified by the end.  If there was a better analogy for American self-perception I’d like to see it.  Miller, twisting the knife in his attack on American methods also turns Superman; from being a hero of the human race, Superman has become a lackey of the US government, cleaning up the mess they leave and being used as a secret weapon in their war against Communism. 

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This is getting to be quite long now, so I’ll just make a quick list of other superheroes who existence and methods can easily be parallel with US foreign policy: 

The Incredible Hulk (created 1962) – Well intentioned scientist who has a serious temper problem.  Causes more trouble than it’s worth when turns into a giant green vengeful monster.
 

The Punisher (1974) – A vigilante character who unlike any other super hero will happily use murder, torture, kidnapping and extortion to achieve his aims.  Sports a range of weapons. He became the bane of the criminal underworld after his family was killed by the Mafia.
 

Judge Dredd (1977) – Dredd is particularly interesting because it was actually a British creation for the comic 2000AD.  He is an unrelenting law-giving super-cop, genetically engineered to perfection who has no emotions, no subjectivity and no leniency.  He patrols the streets of Mega City One (future New York) acting as Judge, Jury and Executioner.  His punishments were always unreasonably harsh, but he always followed the law to the letter, no one being an exception.
 Time_Out_Judge-Dredd

Spiderman (1962) – Spiderman is only significant in this argument in terms of his transformation when he comes into contact with the Symbiote Venom.  This alien brings out Spiderman’s darker side, turning him more violent.  The Venom character was first introduced in 1984. 
 Modern superheroes in the films of today follow this pattern.  It is significant that the Spiderman films have a great emphasis on the idea of “with great power comes great responsibility”, which I think is an allusion to America’s power.

The rethinking and success of the Batman films (largely based on Miller’s concepts) show Batman as dark and brooding again.  He has the right intentions, but is he actually helping or creating the problems?  Compare this to the pre-9/11 Batman & Robin pantomime with George Clooney.  As a side, it is important to notice that Batman is largely responsible for the creation of the Joker.
 

And now we have Hancock.  Again, a well intentioned hero who is extremely powerful but incompetent, crude, brash, doesn’t care what people think about him and ends up making more trouble than what originally existed.  Iraq anyone?


 
 

Woman - Is There Anything Greater??

by DominicGee @ 2008-06-20 - 11:33:14

It's come to that time of year again where I have to pay homage to the greatest of all of God's/Gravity's creations. The time of year when you eat your lunch outside, people take needless days off and everything looks great. It is the time of year when females stop wearing trousers, they take off their thick jumpers and show us all why we love them so much. It is truly a joy to walk around the streets and parks of Britain just watching the women of this world enjoy the sunshine. There is nothing in this world quite like a perfectly shaped pear of buttocks neatly enclosed within a tight skirt. Beautifully shaped legs reaching all the way to the floor, curving gracefully from their hips that seem to move independently to the rest of the body.
It is the time of year when tummy buttons are flaunted, beautifully deep tummy buttons resting at the centre of a soft, downy stomach whose skin is insanely smooth and whose colour, although artificially rendered hypnotises me as it passes.
You really can tell that God made women second. It was here he reached perfection. Man is clumsy, blunt and square, made from blocks stacked on top of each other like lego. Women's bodies are harmoniously proportioned each section flowing gently together. For the computer minded among you, Man is the equivalent of a Rasta image, unsophisticated and basic, Women are a beautiful collection of curves and lines in an uncorruptable Vector format.
People often ask me what part of a women do I like best. Am I a tits or an arse man? But the closer you get to one of these sacred forms, the more I realize that my love for a woman's shape cannot be contained within only one feature. What about the slenderness of the neck? The gentle undulation of the shoulders? The softness of their back, the fragility of their hands and petite feet? There is nothing that is not so perfect as a woman's body. A man's body we all know is more comical than sexy. Sure, a man can be sexy, he can have abs, a strong jaw and cockles and muscles, but standing solitarily naked the male form looks odd, awkward, unsubtle and with the almost accidental placement of his member that reminds us of the time that we spent our lives on all fours, primitive. Not so with the female of the species! We bask in the glory of her perfection! There are no awkward protusions here! Her hands do not hang heavily by her sides, her feet do not grow lumpy with veins and her nipples are not left forlornly redundant.
Bring on the summer and the fashion that goes with it! I want to see flesh on display, a vest that hints at something else, a dress that hugs the legs in a fresh breeze, hair that catches the wind like a flame and the carefree steps of be-sandled feet upon green English grass that constantly tells me that everything is going to be alright.

How to Speak to People in Business

by DominicGee @ 2008-06-18 - 15:17:54

People,

Where are we at?

Here at RenCom– we don’t have problems, we have challenges. Now that we have successfully merged BrandCom and AmTech into one holistic neo-business, I think it’s time to incentivise – for us to work together.

It’s important that we are always looping back and taking ideas showers – together. But this won’t happen overnight. BrandCom and AmTech are tankers – and you can't turn a tanker around with a speed boat change.

Now, I want to deliver a holistic, cradle-to-grave approach to our customers – from project and pitch inception to project death they use BrandCom and AmTech – together – for everything.

But before we roll out the big guns – we need to pick the quick wins – the low hanging fruit. We’ll do this by feeding through the sales and delivery pipeline. Before Q3 I want to get all my ducks in a row now - before the five-year-olds wake up.

I’m going to rely on us all to pre-plan and conversate; I demand 360-degree thinking. And in order for us to succeed, we'd better not let the grass grow too long on this one. I want us going forward from the get-go. I want us at 110%.

Here on the sales front line we are winning the war and figures are improving. But I know that you can't have your cake and eat it, so you have to step up to the plate and face the music at some point.

From now an all changes from AmTech will be cascading to BrandCom and with ever finer granularity. In sum, I want us all to leverage our talents, display and inspire unyielding integrity.

Now this isn’t some Business talk 2.0, but instead a strategic staircase that we all must climb if we are to make AmTech and BrandCom what it can be.

All the best,

London

The USA is not a Fascist Regime

by DominicGee @ 2008-05-27 - 17:13:22

I may be a pedant, but I am getting tired of people, including those who really should know better, misusing the word Fascist. Yes, it's an affective debating tool to label your opponent such a person, but in my view (and it's open to debate) Fascists and Fascism are NOT synonomous with Bushism or Thatcherism etc etc as keeps on happening.

First of all, I'd like to explain that in my view all types of government is measured by their power/control. So, for example a Right Wing government maintains control through money. It will operate a free market economy, have a small or non-existent welfare infrastructure and has a policy of little or no public spending. Because they operate a free market economy, they are called Capitalist as they are only interested in the control of money - CAPITAL. The only control is over how people make their money. In all other aspects of society they have no interest. In this sense the USA is Right Wing.

A Left Wing Government is maintains power by controlling society. Hence the Socialist label. Socialist governments are characterized by high taxes, public spending, a controled economy and industry, a welfare state, public services and more legislation than you can shake a stick at.

In my opinion, Nationalism is a characteristic of a country and it's style of leadership, not necessarily it being Right Wing, for example:
Soviet Russia maintained rigourous control over every aspect of society, government spending was high and all markets and industries were controlled. Communism is often regarded as Left Wing as possible and quite rightly. However, Soviet Russia was also violently nationalistic, imperial and militaristic, things usually expected to be at home on the Right.
The Nazis (short for National Socialist German Workers Party) were also violently nationalistic, racist, imperialistic and militaristic - but was it a Right Wing government? The Nazis also kept close control over German society spending a huge amount of public money on roads, public transport, producing the VolksWagen (a very Socialist notion) and deciding exactly what is taught in schools, who to and what people do in their spare time. In my opinion this makes them much more a Left Wing government then a right wing one.

It is for this reason that people often say that the political spectrum is not a horizontal plane but a circle - both the Nazis and Societs share so much in common that they are not in fact opposite but twins. Another example of this would be the answer to the question 'Is Hate the opposite of Love?' The answer is No, because they share more in common with each other than Indifference for example. And we all know that the Nazis and Soviets absolutely hated each other.

Fascism was pretty much invented by Mussolini and was at the time very specific to Italy. In my view Fascism can be described as a type of National Socialism. Yes it was imperial and nationalistic but was more Socialist than anything else as the Fascist party, far from withdrawing government control as a Right Wing Capitalist would do, set about trying to reform his country from the top down. It may be symptomatic of a Capitalist society to have a Middle Class, but CREATING one like Hitler and Mussolini did is the activity of a Socialist.

So, back to the USA. The USA is a Capitalist country. It has a free market, very little welfare, is pro big business and is more interested in CAPITAL than anything social. It's massive spending on the military, it's harsh judicial system and anti-immigration laws are not features of Capitalism but is reflective of its STYLE of government, not its FORM.

Benjamin Disraeli once said (paraphrased) "The British Empire does not have friends, only interests." This sums up the USA. It's militarism and religio-political style does not mean it is Fascist, it is merely trying to control CAPITAL - Oil, the military industry etc etc.

Many of you will disagree, and are welcome to, but I hope you get my point.

Understanding complex lyrics - The Beatles - I am The Walrus

by DominicGee @ 2008-05-27 - 14:56:14

From the Beatles most psychadelic era, the lyrics of I Am The Walrus has confused students, fans, censors and Mods for over three hundred years. For your convenience, I will show you what Lennon and McArtney were on about as they tripped off their tits on acid.

I Am The Walrus by John Lennon and Paul McCartney

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

The first line of this song refers to the usual feeling of 'oneness' that is experienced when on powerful drugs. The second two lines is what happens when you forget what you were talking about.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Coo coo, kachoo.

If you ask the right people, what happened in the first line of this verse actually happened. They had ordered a pizza when they got the munchies and were waiting for it with some impatience. On arrival, instead of tipping the delivery boy, they pelted him with eggs.

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry, I'm crying.

After the incident with the pizza boy and the eggs, Ringo became massivly paranoid that the police were going to take him away. This was his contribution to the song.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
Coo coo, kachoo.

I spoke to Lennon about this in July 1999 and he told me this is what Yoko used to feed him, hence his faked death.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo.

Disappointingly, this lyric needs very little explaination and is not exciting in the slightest. It was written by McCartney.

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.

Ringo still having problems with reality. He also tried expressing himself in the film 'The Magic Christian' that also failed to have anything solid to say about anything.

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
Coo coo kachoo ka coo coo kachoo

The only really good lyric in this song, written by George Harrison. Semolina Pilchard represents the late 60s - Semolina is a desert made from Duram Wheat and milk while a Pilchard is a small fish. The Eiffel Tower is a landmark in Paris, France.
Elemantary Penguin is a juxtoposition of two seemingly unrelated words, which is cleverly positioned next to 'Hare Krishna' that at the time was the most powerful nuclear weapon in the Soviet Union's armoury.
Edgar Allan Poe was kicked to death. He suggests we should have witnessed this as George Harrison was actually quite a violent person encouraged by his sinful smoking habit.

(Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....
(speaking)

The last line was written after Ringo collapsed and someone needed to keep time.

Understanding complex lyrics - Usher

by DominicGee @ 2008-05-27 - 11:42:20

Usher's new single "Let's Make Love in the Club" is a popular but complex new RnB/Dance hit from the United States. Here I will display and comment on the more confusing and sometimes metaphysical aspects of his lyrical genius. I hope you find it helpful.

"You see you searching for somebody that'll take you out and do you right.
Well come here baby and let daddy show you what it feel like."

Here Usher explains that he is the person that the heroine is seeking. He compares himself to her father, suggesting that paternal incest is not only common but is in fact desirable. The phrase "do you right" is a rather intimate and unsubtle reference to sex which, if used in regular 'I am not Usher' circumstances would result in a well deserved palm-related rebuttle.

"You know all you gotta do is tell me what your sipping on? Eh
And I promise that I'ma keep it coming all night loooooong."

Here Usher asks to by the female stranger a drink, but in a way that is not cliched and boring, like if one of us would do it.

"Looking in your eyes,
While you on the other side, hey
(and I think that shawty I got a thing for you yeah)
Doing it on purpose, wind it and work it.
I can tell by the way you looking at me girl."

Besides this verse being almost completely indecipherable gibberish, one can acertain a couple of things: That Usher is sure this female stranger is acting somewhat familiar in his presence. The presence of so-called Shawty could be referring to a friend who would like to 'twos up' on her, but in my view is actually a nick-name for Usher's unremarkable member which this song attempts to make up for.

"I wanna make love in this club.
In this club
In this club
In this club
I wanna make love in this club.
In this club
In this club
In this club"

Now that this unnamed female has been plyed with alcohol and made to lap dance, Usher reaches an obvious conclusion. Beautifully conceived and expertly expressed, Usher explains in the subtlest way he knows how what his true intentions are. He wants to have sex with her without bothering to leave the night-time establishment. Andrew Marvell would be proud. Again, most females you or I might encounter would be appalled by such a suggestion, but Usher, being the stud he is can not only make this suggestion but repeat it at the top of his voice.

"Listen, if you got some friends rolling with you baby then that's cool.
You can leave them with my nigga's, let 'em know that I got you. Eh
If you didn't know,you're the only thing that's on my mind.
Cuz,the way you staring makes me want to give it to you all night."

Marriage is clearly the next step in Usher's mind.

"Baby close our eyes and it'll just be me and you"

Usher's experience and tenderness towards women is expressed in this lyric where he reassures the dancing stranger (clearly worried that having sex would do nothing for her reputation) that if she can't see people, they can't see you.

Young Jeezy:
"I'll be like your medicine, your take every dose of me.
It's goin down on isle 3,I'll bag ya like some grocery's."

It's been well established in Hollywood for some years now that this is the kind of comparison that women love.

"Have you ever made love to a thug in a club with his sights on, 87 jeans and a fresh pair of nikes on. On the couch, on the table, on the bar, on the floor."

They're chavs. Which IS sexy, in a way.

"If you wanna give me a kiss, we can keep touching like this
I know you scared baby, because you don't know what we doing.
It's ok, you can touch right here, keep doing that girl and I swear.
I'ma keep doing it to you non-stop."

Here Usher's refers back to the time he called himself 'daddy' at the beginning of the song. This kind of pillow talk is required in order to get someone to sleep with you when they know they really really shouldn't.

"And I dont care, who's watching watching watching watching watching Oooooh In this club on the floor
Baby lets make love"

And finally in a beautiful moment at the end of the song, Usher, Shawty and Young Jeezy cum all over her face, presumably 'on the floor' is the dance floor. Apparently the proprietor, the bouncers or even the other clients don't seem to mind this wanton display of mysogeny.

Hope this has been helpful.

Capital Punishment

by DominicGee @ 2008-05-12 - 12:51:27

Just posted this to a group, but thought I'd like to hear other opinions.

Was attempting to have a discussion the other day about Capital Punishment (that old chesnut). Here's the deal:
Is it more ethical to keep someone alive in order for them to serve punishment for the rest of their life in a prison, or to simply execute them?

It seems to me that a large part of the argument against Capital Punishment is the idea that we do not have a right to take away someone's life (outside of war and self defence). However, the alternative - giving somebody life imprisonment - seems just as extreme. There has been a whole spate of programs on TV about the world's hardest prisons. Are these places actually helping? They are certainly not rehabilitating the offenders.
So the conclusion is (and the person with whom I had the discussion admitted this freely) that we keep them alive because 'death is too easy.' Call me naive, but I was under the impression that civilization and 1500 years of the English Judicial System came to more than simply physically retaliating in this way towards offenders.
There is the argument that the reason for the abandonment of Capital Punishment is due to the seculrisation of this (and other) countries. That is, because there is not that strong belief in the after-life, punishments dealt to offenders must be carried out in THIS lifetime rather than the next. Previously, had a horrific crime been committed than the person was sentenced to death, given the chance to repent then executed.
What do you guys think? Recent polls in this country seem to suggest that people DO want a return to Capital Punishment, the main argument against it being the devastation if/when a mistake is made and an innocent man is killed.

Ha ha you bastard

by DominicGee @ 2008-05-02 - 12:37:34

Not usually political but
GOrdon Brown's Labour Government has suffered the worst local election results in NINETY YEARS. Good. What a bunch of crooks. They're the kind of people that need permanently demoting.
Do you remember in one of the Hitchhikers Guide books, an advanced planet decides that it doesn;t want to deal with all the useless bastards anymore and sends them off on a doomed mission into space to find land? Sounds fun. (Let's ignore the fact that these turned out to be our ancestors and that everyone on their home planet died of a disease, thanks to the lack of telephone sanitisers). This government is so piss-poor its actually funny. But not.

Sex Drugs and on the Dole

by DominicGee @ 2008-04-28 - 16:09:38

Was I afraid of this walk home? I can't remember. The important thing is to plow on, you'll feel good whatever you do. I'm so close I can smell my street. A sudden rush of euphoria gives me goose-pimples but I don't get cold. I look over to Dave, who I'd forgotton was talking for a minute. He is waxing lyrical about some female or other he had a brief encounter with on the dance floor. I smile and clench my fists. My palms are sweaty and I fumble for a cigarette. The initial drag makes me gag, a familiar feeling following a night on the tiles.
Suddenly I'm at my doorstep, people milling around. Before I can count them music is playing from my hi-fi and there are no seats left in the living room. There's someone in my room, his face inches from a poster on my wall, transfixed. Sitting on the floor below him, another stranger is preparing an unkown substance for consumption. Now I'm in the kitchen, a group of hard-cases have decided to use the surfaces to make lines. They offer me one and I take it, forgetting to ask what it was. Tastes like coke, but who knows. There's no space to stand or sit to take stock so I aim for the bathroom for want of something to do. There are two guys sitting in the bath, sharing headphones. They look up at me and tell me to go ahead, they wont watch. While I push a thimbleful of pee out of my trembling body I tell them that I have the correct equipment to hook up their ipod to a proper radio. They cannot contain their gratitude as they follow me through the living room and into my bedroom. I am proud of my generosity and I feel like I am leading a glorious mission. The music is thumping so fast there's no time to dance. The guys get on the floor and start break-dancing. The room fills with curious people and I sit next to someone. "Good night?" he he asks and I nod in agreement. A girl sits on the otherside of me and I try to be polite and make conversation. "good night?" I ask pathetically. She looks at me, her eyes wide and mouth moving unnaturally. "Yeah, wicked." I can't think what else to say, and before I know it she's talking to the man to the left of me. The room is now strangely empty. I get up and poke my head in the living room. There seems to have been a general migration back. Dave shouts in greeting and calls me over. Someone hands me a lit object from which I take a draw. Suddenly my face is back at the tabletop, something hits my throat. What was that? "Ketamine" he grins and I look around for a place to sit. "How long?" "about 10 minutes". I decide to concentrate on the music. Various conversations with strangers follow as bright sunlight streams through the window. Faces loom at me from nowhere and I am dancing like MJ. Pats on the back, free cigarettes, doorbells from taxis and a spilt ashtray. Give me my bed. There's people all over it. Another line and it'll all be over. Wow, this music is good.

Oh the youth of today

by DominicGee @ 2008-04-15 - 19:58:56

Do you realize you only have to have been born in 19-fucking-90 to qualify at being 18? What is happeing to the world? 1990 was yesterday! 18 year olds aren't what they used to be etc etc


 
 
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