Not usually political but
GOrdon Brown's Labour Government has suffered the worst local election results in NINETY YEARS. Good. What a bunch of crooks. They're the kind of people that need permanently demoting.
Do you remember in one of the Hitchhikers Guide books, an advanced planet decides that it doesn;t want to deal with all the useless bastards anymore and sends them off on a doomed mission into space to find land? Sounds fun. (Let's ignore the fact that these turned out to be our ancestors and that everyone on their home planet died of a disease, thanks to the lack of telephone sanitisers). This government is so piss-poor its actually funny. But not.