A Review of Photographic Plates of an Erotic Nature

- Mrs. Arbuthnot Does Tunbridge Wells
WHEN MRS ARBUTHNOT arrives in the sleepy conurbation of Tunbridge Wells, she is labouring under the misapprehension that she is to prepare a light afternoon tea for the gentlemen of the town's first IX cricket team.  However, when they find her alone in the pavilion, all thoughts of leather and willow go from their minds, and it's an altogether different "spread" that Mrs Arbuthnot provides.  This magic lantern presentation is truly a diversion of the hardest core and incorporates no simulated practices whatsoever - the lady in question is genuinely being fornicated and intromission is clearly evident.
Forty Plates 4 1/2d.

- A Tale of Two T-----s
BASED UPON THE POPULAR fictional offering of A Tale of Two Cities.  In Mr Dickens' story, Lucie Manette must choose between two suitors, Mr Sydney Carton and Mr Charles Darnay.  However, in Mr Benjamin Dover's saucy burlesque, the fortunate Miss Manette doesn't have to choose, consequent upon the fact that the two gentlemen concerned discover there to be plenty of room for two in her cunnikin.  The presentation concludes with a triumviratious conjugation that truly has to be perceived to be given credence to.
Four Dozen Plates 2 3/4d.

- Gentlemen's Spendings Bath 16
IT'S LEWD EFFUSIONS all the way as Lady Marchmaine summons all her below stairs staff to an onanistic gathering in her bedchamber.  Before long, the butler, the under butler, the footmen, the gardeners, the grooms, the ostlers, the gamekeeper and the boot-black have all been pressed into service of an altogether different kind.  Mr Dover Esq, humbly submits that he considers the final plate to exhibit such singular appeal to the connoisseur of bukkakinaceous proclivities, that it alone justifies the purchase price.
Thirty Plates 1/- 6d.

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- Copulation Carriage volume 8
SUBSEQUENT UPON HIS PREVIOUS excursions, the licentious Mr Phileas McCavity engages in further peripatetic sojourns in his Copulation Carriage.  On this occasion, his converted charabanc, equipped with a paliasse in the rear, hits the thoroughfares of Lemington Spa.  As usual, Mr McCavity discovers there to be no paucity of alluring members of the fairer sex who are willing to loosen their whalebone stays (and more!) and remain motionless for his lens.  This presentation features 8 gentlewomen, of whom 6 are making their zoopraxinoscopic debut.
Thirty-Eight Plates 7d.

- Prioresses Afflicted by Maddikin Mania
OUR GLORIOUS MONARCH, Her Majesty Queen Victoria refuses to believe that ladies of a sapphic disposition are existent in her Empire and Global Dominions.  However, Mr Dover guarantees that YOU will believe in their existence once you have seen Prioresses Afflicted by Maddikin Mania!  Twenty-four of the most prepossessing nuns inhabit a remote convent on a small island where no man has set foot.  One morning, they awake to discover a ship carrying a consignment of over-sized candles has been wrercked and washed ashore.  Mr Dover posits that one does not have to be the eminent consulting detective Mr Sherlock Holmes Esq, to deduce the ensuing outcome of the aforementioned set of circumstances.  Contains explicit scenes of ferkydoodling, discomknockeration and licking out.
Twenty-Eight Plates 2/- 6d.

[First published in December 1888 for' Enrazzlement - the Periodical that Effects Tumescence in the Male Generative Member', gratuitously presented by the proprietors of Viz Magazine 120 years henceforth]