I was thinking about writing a post about the strange things I have come across on the internet recently.  Part of me thought that might be a bit boring, while another part thought it's been done enough.  Yet another part of me wanted physical attention, but I was at work so it was out of the question.

But that's all by the by now, because I have been stiffling laughter at my desk for the past 15 minutes.  To really see the funny side of this blog I found, a bit of context is necessary.

First, visit this website for Blowguard.  This is a product website for a mouth shield to me worn by a female partner to stop teeth getting in the way of a good blowjob.  "Taking the 'job' out of blowjob" is their tagline.
Hopefully, you will find this funny in itself.  Sure it looks effective, but gumshields don't look that great on a girl, especially one with a vibrating wheel sticking out the front.

But that's not the full story.  Intrigued by this product, I tried to look up some reviews on the web.  There was one or two boring ones, and one that was on an erotic fiction blog.  But then I hit the motherload.  I will try not to explain too much as there is very little to explain, so here is the opening excerpt of this review.  Hopefully you will feel compelled to read the rest of it here.
It follows a question from a reader:

Svutlana!!!

I need a product review from you...what do you think of the blowguard? It's a device that's supposed to enhance 'oral please' for men. It might actually have prevented Mr Brace's accident.
Who know?
Deb the Explorer
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Dear Ms Deb,

Thank you extreme much, Ms Deb, for this extreme thought-provoke question that be perfect respond for oral please accident in Monday post that involve lingual brace. Go Svutlana immediate for blowguard website where find me many extreme interest phenomena.

So everybody know what we be talk about, have Svutlana picture below of blowguard that be take at adult trade show in Los Angeles. Work Svutlana many trade show when use for work for big drugged company, but big drugged company trade show be as much fun as trip for supply room. Have many paper and pen at big drugged company trade show. Would definite volunteer Svutlana for work blowguard booth at adult trade show, although product demonstrate maybe little bit too much for me. Maybe just work blowguard booth for few hour first things in morning...

from svutlana.blogspot.com
I urge you to continue reading on the website.  It get's funnier and funnier.  Who knew that The Hulk was writing erotic reviews online?