http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/the_ducks_are_not_mine_david_t.php
http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html
In the spirit of Henry Root, this guy has the most hilarious email correspondances. Read at least one of them, they're great.
epistemological-savagery

when she returned the spider for the second time, i couldnt take it and had to drink some beer to calm down.